tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

(via pizza)

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via bowlofcunts)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via gnarly)

irvingt0n:

Make out sessions that lead to foreplay that lead to oral that lead to sex that lead to pizza and video games is highly requested right now.

(via alexie1127)